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                  Chapter Seven: Ayes
                   Or Neighs 
                    
                 Rain
                  fell in cascading sheets, pounding the gasping pony like a million 
                 angry wet hooves.  
                 Teacup 
                 stood hock deep in the oozing mud that the road had become, her 
                 eyelids fluttering from the slamming rain. Her milk-white coat was 
                 covered in bleeding scratches, crimson drooling down to swirl in the 
                 mud.  
                 Lightning, 
                 bright as a thousand suns split the sky, the boom almost 
                 instantaneous with the flash, the sound so loud that it made the mud 
                 ripple from the impact. 
                 The pale 
                 earth pony was a pathetic sight, her saddlebags already filled with 
                 water, her body shivering in the deluge. But as awful as she 
                 appeared, it was nothing compared to the condition of her soul; she 
                 had left her very first real friend, in all the world, to die in the 
                 slavering jaws of a monster from hell. 
                 Teacup 
                 hadn't meant to do that. She had firmly meant to stand with Petal, to 
                 die with her if necessary. But when Petal had commanded her to run, 
                 the fear in her body had taken over, and nothing her horrified brain 
                 could do would stop her legs from running away. Now, that same body, 
                 so different from the human body she had once worn, stood shaking in 
                 the mud, frozen in abject terror. 
                 MOVE. The 
                 thought burned in her consciousness. MOVE, LEG! With every element of 
                 her being she willed her front, right leg to lift. MOVE. Slowly, her 
                 hoof began to escape the sucking mud. WALK. Her right hoof went down 
                 again, pushing her forward. GO. The left rear leg creaked into 
                 motion, muscles fighting terrified rigidity. Leg after leg, hoof by 
                 hoof, Teacup willed her rebellious flesh to obey her commands.  
                 Teacup 
                 forced herself from the liquified road, pushing with her front legs 
                 to free her hocks and gaskins from the mud. Her hind legs had briefly 
                 failed her, and she had resorted to dragging her own hindquarters 
                 from the mudpit. Her sodden tail trailed behind her like a dead snake. 
                 Mechanically,
                  she forced her body to march back towards the forest. Step after 
                 step, her hooves finally meeting rain submerged grass. Splashing 
                 through this, she made the edge of the Everfree, where her legs froze 
                 again from an overwhelming burst of fear.  
                 Teacup 
                 slammed the side of her head against a tree. Her ears rang from the 
                 impact, pain arcing down her long neck. Her legs suddenly forgot to 
                 remain locked, the pain overriding everything else. Forward, FORWARD 
                 she stomped, faster and faster, pushing through the tearing nettles 
                 and the grasping underbrush.  
                 She was 
                 inside the forest now, the rain gone, clear dark blue evening above. 
                 The sound of thunder was still loud behind her, beyond the border of 
                 the Everfree, but it became muffled as she plowed her way back to the clearing. 
                 In the 
                 clearing was a curious sight. A leaping unicorn, cast in stone, 
                 rested on the forest floor, balanced on extended, bent legs, where it 
                 had crashed. It was a statue in mid-leap, still upright, horn lowered 
                 in defiant attack.  
                 Hovering 
                 close, circling as if admiring the statue, the abomination laughed 
                 with a cruel, hissing voice.  
                 Suddenly 
                 it spoke, in perfect Equestrian: "You will soon return to 
                 flesh, pony. But when you do, my teeth will already be around you, 
                 waiting. Think of that now. Your last experience will be my teeth 
                 tearing your head from you. In that moment, you will know that you 
                 had a chance, but that you failed. Think of that, while you wait."
                  The voice hissed and spat as it said the words, and its single great 
                 eye roved over the stone pony with unholy glee. 
                 Teacup 
                 stood in the cover of a large bush, the twisted branches digging into 
                 her flanks. It's intelligent, she thought. It can talk, it can think. 
                 Her eyes tried to focus on her friend. She's alive. She's alive 
                 somehow. She will turn back to flesh any moment.  
                 Finally 
                 the fullness dawned on her: this creature is magic. It can turn 
                 things to stone. 
                 Hopeless 
                 resignation began to descend like a black curtain dropping down 
                 across her thoughts. She was a farm pony, a mere earth pony. What 
                 could she do if a unicorn could do nothing? 
                 Inside 
                 her, some pride remained. She was a Provender Pony. She was a 
                 gosh-darn Provender Farms Pony, and Missus Provender herself chose 
                 her. Missus Provender loved her, she was sure of it. No damnable 
                 critter was going to stop a Provender pony. Teacup didn't know how, 
                 but by Celestia herself, she was gonna save her friend and kick that 
                 sorry creature's horror movie ass. 
                 Oh! More 
                 than being a Provender Pony, she was the real monster here! Oh 
                 yes. 'Teacup?' No, she was Tikvah Feinstein, a REAL 
                 monster from a planet of TRUE evil. Scary eyes and big teeth were nothing 
                 to a former member of a species that could genocide entire civilizations 
                 from the globe. She came from a people that had burned an entire 
                 world, a species that delighted in torturing children and 
                 exterminating entire phylums of animal life! She trotted out 
                 into the clearing. 
                 "EAT 
                 ME TOO!" Teacup shouted. 
                 The 
                 monstrous, floating sphere swiveled to stare, in surprise, at the 
                 ragged pony. 
                 "Eat 
                 me raw, as I am. I want to die with my friend. Let me stand beside 
                 her, and you may bite both our heads off at the same time! I cannot 
                 live without her!" 
                 The 
                 hovering abomination glared at her in shock. Then it began cackling 
                 like the sound of a thousand hooves scraping chalkboards, spinning 
                 slowly in delight. "Come, ridiculous pony. I will grant your request!"
                  The horrific cackling laughter filled the clearing as Teacup trotted 
                 obediently over. 
                 Teacup 
                 sidled up close to her friend, and stretched her head far out, so 
                 that it was even with that of Petal.  
                 The 
                 creature cackled even more as it studied this display. Finally it 
                 bobbed over to face the two ponies, one flesh, one stone, all of its 
                 eyes focused on them. After a moment it opened its incredibly wide, 
                 jagged, dagger-toothed jaw, and slowly began to engulf the heads of 
                 the two Equestrians. 
                 Teacup 
                 whipped her head out and fell on her side. Kicking the ground with 
                 her hooves she spun her body directly under the massive round shape, 
                 then pulled her legs in tight. 
                 The 
                 monstrous creature pulled back from its meal. As it moved, Teacup 
                 shifted and kicked to stay underneath it. The horror spun, looking 
                 for the white pony. Teacup kept her limbs close.  
                 "PoooOOOONYYY!!!"
                  The loathsome orb was becoming angry. It floated away from the 
                 statue that was Petal Confetti, searching with all of its deadly eyes 
                 for any sign of the fleshy white mare. Teacup kicked and spun and 
                 twisted to stay always beneath the floating creature. 
                 Suddenly, 
                 the abomination stopped. It was indeed intelligent, and had worked 
                 out where the mare had gone. The great, scaled sphere began to 
                 rotate, the mouth and central eye spinning down to face the ground. 
                 It prepared to bite the mare underneath it, its jaws wide and 
                 dripping, its massive central eye bulging in hellish delight. 
                 As the 
                 scaled sphere slowly turned, Teacup scooted and squirmed away from 
                 the monstrosity, finally bringing herself to her hooves again, and 
                 stood staring at the horror's underbelly once more, as it chomped 
                 uselessly at the soil. This angered it beyond any hope of reason. 
                 Curse that wretched pony! 
                 The sphere 
                 flipped with sudden fury, its long eye-stalks snapping like whips as 
                 it righted itself. Seeing nothing, it spun in place, and Teacup saw 
                 scales whirl in front of her until the edge of a vast eye started to 
                 come into view. 
                 At this 
                 moment, Teacup reared up high on her hind legs, and as the great, wet 
                 eye slid into full view, she tore and ripped at it with her front 
                 hooves. Gouts of viscous, translucent ichor splattered over her coat 
                 and flooded from the sundered, shredded eye. 
                 The 
                 horrific creature whirled back and around, shrieking in agony, fear, 
                 and shock. It crashed into the trees with a sickly, wet smash, then 
                 spun into the brambles screaming ever louder. The abominations ten 
                 eyes writhed like snakes on their stalks, and from them weird beams 
                 of force randomly discharged. The trunk of a tree, struck by a 
                 searching beam dissolved into a cloud of sawdust, the remainder of 
                 the great oak crashing down upon its own stump. 
                 Teacup ran 
                 to the stone shape of Petal, slamming into the concrete-like statue, 
                 which fell upon its side. Teacup lay flat beside it, and peeked over 
                 a stone flank. 
                 The 
                 floating monster, insane with rage and suffering had already left the 
                 clearing. Teacup was not sure if it was fleeing, or if somehow it had 
                 been truly blinded with the loss of its central eye. She heard 
                 crashes and impacts for some time, as the monstrosity careened 
                 further and further away, the sounds gradually diminishing, swallowed 
                 by the forest. 
                 For some 
                 time, Teacup lay beside the cold, stone thing that had been her 
                 friend. Suddenly, the stone that made up the statue began to crackle, 
                 and patches of color returned. Teacup saw the familiar aquamarine 
                 coat appear, and soft pink return to what had only moments before 
                 been a gray carving in the shape of a mane.  
                 In 
                 moments, the newly living body of Petal Confetti took its first 
                 ragged breath, and as the Equestrian's revitalized eyes focused, they 
                 saw the scratched, bleeding face of Teacup, sobbing and laughing and shaking. 
                 "H...Hey."
                  Petal croaked out, through dry lips. 
                 And in 
                 that moment Teacup was all over her, pressing herself close to her 
                 friend, wetting her with tears, crying into her mane. "I'm... 
                 all... alright." Petal tried to hold Teacup still with her legs, 
                 wrapping her front hooves over the sobbing pony's back "it's OK, 
                 it's OK, I'm alright! I'm alright!" They were that way for some 
                 time, until Teacup's sobs turned to choking and sniffles, and Petal 
                 had found herself crying too, partly with relief, and partly in 
                 sympathy with her friend. 
                 When the 
                 two had gained some measure of balance, they worked quickly to 
                 collect their things which had spilled out into the clearing. Some 
                 could not be found, such as the little red book and Teacup's entire 
                 supply of candy, but they had their saddlebags, and they still had 
                 what bits they owned, and some of the hay-cakes they had bought in 
                 Withers for the journey. 
                 They 
                 decided as one that it was not worth staying any longer, and chose to 
                 suffer some loss so as to leave the forest as quickly as they could, 
                 preferring to take their chances with the storm. 
                 When they 
                 had made it to the border of the forest, they splashed out into the 
                 coat-soaking tail end of the deluge, which they could see was just 
                 being dismantled by distant, flying pegasai.  
                 Teacup and 
                 Petal flopped to the sodden grass, then huddled close together for 
                 warmth. They shivered, wet and sore, and waited for the clouds to be 
                 removed, only to find the night sky behind them, the moon already 
                 risen. They were cold and shaking and miserable, and huddling 
                 together was not enough. 
                 Wearily, 
                 the two ponies clambered to their hooves again, and leaned to support 
                 each other as they staggered down the grass beside the hopelessly 
                 muddy road. Teacup was wet and scratched and traumatized, and Petal 
                 was still stiff, sore, and in some state of shock. But they were 
                 alive, and they had survived mostly intact, and they had each other. 
                 Teacup 
                 decided that they should eat all of the hay-cakes now, before moving 
                 on. The saddlebags had become filled with rainwater, and the 
                 traveling food resembled oatmeal more than cake at this point, it 
                 could only get worse. The two ponies gobbled what was left, and tried 
                 to wash the sticky remains out of the inside of the bags by trawling 
                 them through a particularly deep puddle of clear water. Putting their 
                 small stash of bits back into the bags, they returned to the painful 
                 business of making it to the next town, which would be Hoofington. 
                 The two 
                 friends trudged through the night; neither could hope to sleep being 
                 so wet and uncomfortable, and walking made them feel a little warmer 
                 just from the use of their muscles. 
                 When 
                 morning finally came, the ponies were mostly dry, though their 
                 saddlebags were still damp. There was no patch of ground that was not 
                 soaked for them to lie down on to rest. Tiredness gradually overcame 
                 them though, and the warm rays of Celestia's sun made them so drowsy 
                 they began to stumble.  
                 Finally 
                 Petal said "I need sleep. I just gotta have some sleep. Let's 
                 lock legs and just take a nap, OK?" 
                 Teacup and 
                 Petal locked their leg bones in place, leaning against each other for 
                 comfort as much as support, and fell into the sleep unique to a 
                 standing pony. Standing sleep is not as restful as sleep lying down, 
                 for there are no dreams, no REM sleep, but it nevertheless helps, and 
                 when they both woke up, it was just past noon. The sun had dried them 
                 well as they rested, and even their saddlebags were mostly dry now. 
                 "I'm 
                 really hungry." Petal's stomach rumbled and gurgled as they 
                 limped on. Their legs were very sore now, and the many cuts and 
                 scrapes that covered Teacup clearly bothered her.  
                 "Remember
                  the party, remember the baked dandelions in cream?" Teacup 
                 began to drool a little, then realized it and quickly closed her mouth. 
                 "I 
                 liked the carrot salad. What did they have in that, plums? or was it 
                 something else?" 
                 "I 
                 think it was plums. Oh... I miss biscuits. I miss biscuits so much 
                 right now!" Teacup's belly sounded like a monster from the Everfree. 
                 "They 
                 were really good biscuits." 
                 "The 
                 best. I had them every day on the farm. Every day." 
                 Teacup's eyes watered up, and she had a hard time holding back tears. 
                 Petal did 
                 not bother to say anything about Teacup's drooping ears, there was 
                 nothing she could think of to say. They briefly considered trying to 
                 nibble at the short grass that they walked upon, but as they were 
                 unsure just where the border of Equestria truly ended relative to the 
                 edge of the Everfree forest, and had no clear idea of just where the 
                 guarantee of safe grazing might lie, they decided not to take any 
                 more risks. 
                 It was not 
                 until late afternoon that the two ponies finally saw the tall brick 
                 buildings of Hoofington. Tiled roofs replaced thatched cottages, and 
                 wide streets paved in cobblestones lay in place of the familiar dirt 
                 roads of South Withers and Clydesdale. 
                 The ponies 
                 here wore clothing, sharp-looking frock coats on the stallions, and 
                 bustled dresses with tatted collars on the wealthier mares. Some wore 
                 hats, and Petal noticed not a few top hats among the mix. The 
                 citizens of Hoofington were not farmers. 
                 The first 
                 order of business in Hoofington was food. They went straightaway to 
                 the first diner they saw, and pooled their bits. They had seventy-two 
                 of the small, golden coins between them, and while their ragged, 
                 filthy state drew stares of disdain, they cared little. They were starving. 
                 Thick 
                 groat patties on oat and wheat buns were only five bits each, and 
                 neither could resist an oatshake, strawberry for Petal and apple and 
                 sweet carrot for Teacup. Hay fries were a must, and between them they 
                 were seventeen bits poorer, but marvelously full in their bellies. 
                 They rested a moment after their feast, savoring the feeling of 
                 sitting down with a full stomach in a warm place.  
                 The next 
                 stop after 'The Groat Garden' was a visit to the local clinic to have 
                 Teacup's scrapes and scratches healed. The on-call medical unicorn 
                 performed magical healing, which cost ten bits. This left them with 
                 fourty-five bits. "Hoofington is a pretty expensive place" 
                 Teacup complained "back in Withers, we may not have had a 
                 unicorn, but the local doctor would have patched me up for free." 
                 "So 
                 would my doctor friend in Clydesdale." Petal searched for some 
                 place they could stay "She's a pegasus, but she never needed 
                 magic to clean a cut or put on a bandage. Ten bits! I'm beginning to 
                 think I should have stayed at unicorn school now." 
                 "Unicorn
                  school?" Teacup hadn't heard of this. 
                 "For 
                 the newfoals. After Conversion, they separate the pegasai and the 
                 unicorns, right? so..." 
                 "They do?" 
                 "Y..Yes.
                  You didn't know that?" Petal was taken slightly aback. Every 
                 newfoal knew this. 
                 "My 
                 Conversion was kind of... rushed. I was one of the very last to be 
                 converted. There weren't any more Bureaus at the end, they just 
                 rounded us up, herded us into transports and sprayed us down on the 
                 way." Teacup seemed very matter-of-fact about this. 
                 "Sprayed...you
                  down? You drink a liquid, it tastes like grape, sort of, and..."
                  Petal stopped in the street "What do you mean sprayed you down?" 
                 "Purification
                  was coming. It was only hours away. Everypony was recalled to the 
                 safety of Equestria, and that included any last minute newfoals like 
                 me. There wasn't time to foal-sit the hold outs, so they just sprayed 
                 us during transport. The spray did taste like grape, though, as I 
                 remember. Not very good grape." Teacup made a face and stuck out 
                 her tongue. 
                 "Why 
                 did you wait so long to Convert?" Petal was astonished by all of this. 
                 "I... 
                 my job was such that I just never heard about Equestria and 
                 Conversion and everything until the last day. If I'd known, I would 
                 have run to one of the Conversion Bureaus, if I could have." 
                 Teacup's ears splayed out sideways briefly, the pony equivalent of a shrug. 
                 "Equestria
                  was in the news for FIVE YEARS, Teacup!" Petal had passed 
                 astonishment and had reached mildly enraged incredulity "Five 
                 years! The barrier kept growing, they tried to bomb Equestria, they 
                 almost nuked it, the Conversion Bureaus were approved, the HLF was 
                 doing terrorist stuff... five years! I... just don't know what 
                 to say!" 
                 "Where
                  did you live?" Teacup asked. 
                 "Uh...
                  Michigan. Petosky Michigan, by the lake. I Converted in Lancing. 
                 Why?" Petal seemed flustered. 
                 "I 
                 lived in Wilmington, Jersey. It was one big hive city. What wasn't 
                 megacomplex was favela. We still had industry. Hyper crowded, 
                 security transport, living pods, Total Security Work Zones. I never 
                 even went outside for those five years. I lived in a box smaller than 
                 an outhouse. That's life in a megacomplex." Teacup did her 
                 ear-shrug again. 
                 "In 
                 Michigan, there was no industry left. The whole zone was pretty much 
                 empty, everypony had moved away. It was all ruins and mostly empty 
                 buildings, abandoned factories and such. We didn't have slums, there 
                 just weren't that many ponies...um. Humans." Petal felt 
                 strange remembering those days. 
                 "That's
                  because all the humans that left places like Michigan crowded around 
                 the last remaining industry! We followed the remaining jobs, and the 
                 only hope of getting one was around the megacomplexes. 'Go where the 
                 food is', right? Or, where the jobs are. How did you survive in 
                 Michigan if it was so empty?" Teacup watched a carriage go by, 
                 pulled by earth ponies. In the carriage were unicorns in fancy dress. 
                 "Basic
                  Worldcorp minimum income. Just like everypony. Didn't you have 
                 that?" Petal followed Teacup's gaze, and watched the unicorn 
                 couple exit the carriage. 
                 "Of 
                 course - I didn't know they'd even bother with a no-industry zone. We 
                 had food rations, like you, but I wanted more. I wanted a chance to, 
                 I guess, better myself. It didn't actually work out that way 
                 though." Teacup's ears dropped for a moment. 
                 "Wow, 
                 Teacup, I didn't realize that our experiences had been so 
                 different." Petal had an idea "Come on! I know what we can 
                 do!" Petal trotted towards the earth pony carriage team, 
                 stopping briefly to make sure Petal followed. 
                 The 
                 carriage team was Boxer Socks and Wilberhoof, two stallions with 
                 quite a nose for the city. They were glad to tell the two mares where 
                 they might find an inexpensive place to stay for the night, and gave 
                 them clear directions. Petal and Teacup thanked the kindly pair, and 
                 set out for the corner of Stifle and Croup, where a room could be had 
                 for only five bits a night. It was not the fanciest or wealthiest 
                 part of Hoofington, but this was Equestria, not earth, they 
                 reminded themselves, so it was not as if they would be in any danger. 
                 There were no 'bad' parts of any town in Equestria, not in the sense 
                 of the risk of horrific violence, anyway. 
                 The 
                 Coronet was a large, somewhat run-down place, which had, in the past, 
                 been quite the hotel. Now, it had fallen on hard times, and had 
                 become the home of many working ponies in the big city. At five bits 
                 a day, most city wages for even the most menial of jobs could easily 
                 afford a room at the Coronet, and Petal found that they were both 
                 fortunate that there was any rooms available at all. Most tenants had 
                 been in their rooms for years, as they worked toward various goals. 
                 Petal and 
                 Teacup enjoyed the building's communal showers, reveling in hot 
                 water, soap, and feeling clean again. They brushed each others coats 
                 and manes, and retired to their room. It mattered not that they had 
                 to share a single bed, the simple joy of comfortable sleep was a 
                 luxurious treasure to them at this point.  
                 But Petal 
                 found her mind racing when she tried to drift off to sleep, despite 
                 how tired she felt. What they had been through flashed over and over 
                 in her thoughts. Then she felt Teacup press up against her back, and 
                 the warmth and softness comforted her, and almost to her amazement, 
                 she soon found herself deeply asleep. 
                   
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